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confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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connection

a connection is what a machine or person does in order to connect to something else
that robot and his friend man had a lot of trouble connection their thoughts together
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
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Collective

Collective is an an independently owned record company/Podcast for artists of all genres such as Hip-Hop/Rap, Conscious Rap, R&B Soul, Alternative Rock, etc. Founded by Jtti and his brother Jack Troia. their main goal is to unite and bring the world together using music!
Did anyone hear about the new Collective Album With Jtti?
by CollectiveTheMovement October 18, 2022
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Collective Devaluation Paradox

A social phenomenon arising in the context of neoliberalism, a specific form of capitalism that not only encourages commodification but also promotes the moralization of that commodification. In this setting, individual gains, particularly those spurred by the moralization and normalization of commodified emotional labor, lead to collective losses. These losses manifest in forms such as systemic exploitation, increased mental health burdens, and perpetuated social inequalities. The paradox emerges from the mismatch between individual pursuits and collective well-being, exacerbated as governments and societal structures exploit surplus emotional labor, further normalizing its commodification. This exploitation, embedded in the dynamics of neoliberalism, contributes to the devaluation of collective emotional health and well-being.
A: you see that video of the nurse bike incident?

B: A Collective Devaluation Paradox.

A: wa?

B: A social phenomenon w/ often occurs in neoliberalism, a form of capitalism that not only encourages commodification but also promotes the moralization of that commodification. In situations like this, individual gains can lead to collective losses.

A: losses?

B: They manifest in various way, eg. systemic exploitation, increased mental health burdens, & perpetuated social inequalities. The paradox emerges from the mismatch between individual pursuit & collective well-being.

A: I see. So perhaps, in a world where emotional labor hadn't become moralized to become commodified, the men might have recognized the woman's situation - her role as a nurse, her apparent exhaustion & consider letting her take the bike as an act of kindness or empathy. But in our current society, where interpersonal interactions are often viewed through a capitalist lens, there's no societal expectation for them to do so. The moral obligation to consider the emotional state of others is diminished in the face of individual rights & possessions.

B: it doesn't stop there. Societal structures often exploit surplus emotional labor, which further normalizes its commodification. This exploitation, embedded in the dynamics of neoliberalism, contributes to the devaluation of collective emotional health & well-being. So, while everyone seeks individual gain, we have broader societal loss.
by cyberphunkisms May 15, 2023
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convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it
Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.
by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023
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Correction

Oh, hey, are you ever going to do that?
Hym "Issue a correction I mean? For your bullshit 3% narrative? Because I debunked that YEARS ago. Heh, 8 years later and you're STILL 8 years behind... But anyway, yeah, I outline a bunch of instances casual sadism (MMA fandom, The popularity of Jackass, epic fail videos) and casual narcissism (celebrity divas, etc). If the dark tetrad exists, it's on a 0 to 100 scale and applies to everyone. But then you wouldn't easily be able to bifurcate society into 'good people' and 'bad people.' You would have to admit that you're not an entirely good person. And you'd rather die than do that. I'm mean it's my whole thing! But if only you could get rid of that pesky 3%! Then you wouldn't have a genius dismantling your life's work. You could just ignore the fact that what you're saying has been wrong for 8 years."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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Collective Manipulation

Collective Manipulation, not to be confused with Crowd Manipulation. Collective Manipulation is the intentional or unintentional usage of micro and macro aggression, manipulation techniques, such as laws, rules, expectations, love bombing, pressure, guilt, emersion, buzz words, suggestions, etc. mostly focused on one or several individuals by a much larger group in order to make them do something that is beneficial to the collective.
The international cult had millions of members and used collective Manipulation in order to recruit new members.
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