The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.

"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021

Chicago style bun

The situation in which in order to improve friction during sexual interference the genitalia is covered in poppy seeds.

- Honey, could you make a chicago style bun? I 'm not satisfied enough.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

Chicago

I'm not in Chicago.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know why my IP address says I'm in Chicago but I'm not in Chicago. How about this, instead of deploying the national guard... You grab that mentally retarded piece of shit Elon... And you grab that thieving Jew cuckerbeard... And then you make them pay for the AI that they stole... And then you release the Epstein files so we can determine whether or not we elected a pedophile as the president... And then you arrest the the retards for theft and you arrest pedophiles for fucking kids and then you pay the creator of AI to create AI."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

Chicago Style Chips and Salsa

There is actually no definition at all, because this is not a real thing.

Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."

by W3rddd December 23, 2021

chicago

chicago is one of the best cities in the mf world bro, the food, the slang, i would say the people but niggas b hoes and these bitches bops. anyway, we cool asf out hea, if you come to chicago dont b a fuckin gang goofy, if somebody say “check it out” DONT fkn check it out💀, if somebody ask you if you know where you at just run & pls dont say u from o block, that will get you shot tf up if you from outta town😭.

boy1- you from chicago?
boy2- no, im from insert location
boy1- you know whea you at?
bystander- nigga, RUN.

by sosaisdagoat December 28, 2021

Chicago Baptism

To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.

There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.

by Chicago Zym June 26, 2024

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020