close your butthole

when some one is being annoying and they wont sop tell them to close their butt-hole because it confuses them and they will most likely stop
by CYBRNIBR January 16, 2016
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Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.
I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome
by The Gulath Clan March 08, 2019
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Pepperoni & Butthole Pizza

A person's ass that is full of pimples and/or pockmarks; similar to how kids with acne were called "pizza`face" back in grade school, except this term is specific to the buttock area.
Matt: "Alex mooned me yesterday and I was like, 'damn! I didn't order no pepperoni & butthole pizza!'"
Cara: "Ha! I called him up and ordered it for you and he said he'd deliver for free."
Matt: "Well, there was way too much pepperoni for my liking."
Cara: "Yeah, and probably not enough butthole, huh? ha!"
Matt: "SIIIIIIICK!!!!"
by Special_Delivery! June 17, 2011
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A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7
by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 05, 2022
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cherry pie butthole

when u spread cherry pie on anothers girl butthole and then eats it
Carly started to spread cherry pie on Max's butthole and it looked like a cherry pie butthole.
by Michael2Fichael December 13, 2007
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The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.
Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week
by MonkeyFucker9000 February 17, 2023
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A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!
by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 05, 2022
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