Chelsea Bun

Where the man pulls out before jizzing, glazes Joe Richardson's face to represent the icing, and then the man punches the Joe in the nose to give him a nose bleed to represent the cherry on top.

*Joe runs out of house with a jizzy, bloody mess on his face.*

Geoff: "Damnn Dawg, Joe's a mess! What'd you do to him?"

Me: "Just wanted him to know he is my sweet little tasty treat, so gave him the Chelsea bun treatment." The cockney slut!

Geoff: "Niceeeeeeee."

by Scrotes666 April 18, 2016

Gets no buns

Men that are unsuccessful with getting with women.

Male A: Look at Ron trying to put the moves on Mandy.

Male B: Ron will never succeed, he gets no buns!

by RBumgarner February 5, 2022

two buns

When you suck a guys dick in prison for two honey buns.

Isaiah is called two buns because he would sucked dick for too honey buns.

by Jr_longboard January 5, 2017

Snake in A Bun

N: the act of when the male partner slides his cock through the crack of the female's ass.

John: yo that's a bummer she didn't let you do anal last night.

Brad: yeah but at least she let me Snake in A Bun.

by tiki0129 September 16, 2015

bun thumping

when you bend a chick over, stick it in her ass and smack one cheek and then the other for about ten minutes as you fuck the shit out of her!

"hey baby, feel like bun thumping?"
"what's that?"
"I'll show you!"

by Alex #8 April 27, 2008

Thunder Bun

Delicious tasty burgers on a bun

That thunder bun was the bomb

by Thunder bun August 10, 2017

Bun Hugger

An extremely tight pair of shorts a man wears to showcase his crotchal area, giving him self pleasure and purpose in his otherwise meaningless life

My male kickball teammates wear bun huggers to distract the competition, it makes them aerodynamic, and in turn, they run faster

by Weygand September 30, 2015