A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.
"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"
Great idea....a danger bump"
by Spiritualist May 24, 2020
Get the Danger Bump mug.one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
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"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
by Acturus1 November 21, 2019
Get the Testie bump mug.Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.
by freddyflow November 21, 2013
Get the faby bump mug.When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017
Get the barrell bumping mug.Super-chub females with massive fat rolls hanging off their stomach (stomach aprons). This word only applies to these super obese with lots of heaviness around the mid-section, similar to the ones on "The Biggest Loser". Females with massive asses or legs would not be called this term.
That blond lady with huge fat rolls around her waist on The Biggest Loser is an ok looking humpty bumps.
by mocha12346 April 25, 2010
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