leader of the goon squad. Usually a gay male, always on that shwag 24/7. loves to suck huge cock while working out his calves. he likes to yell while puking and punches ceilings out. If u type it in your phone on t9 it comes out to be brain.
by haterrrrzzz April 16, 2011

An amazing individual. A very smart entrepreneur with a heart of gold. Tends to put others first before his needs. A trustworthy friend and a very very handsome man. Must say he is amazing in bed. Knows to to treat and please a lady. If you ever get a chance to meet this man, be sure to do a shot with him. He really likes berry vodka with energy drink.
by Blairutah December 30, 2011

Being the person in your squad that is constantly single and has to watch all of their friends fall in love. Common side effects include: kissing papers constantly, cool scarves, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and losing of eyebrows. COOL RAY BANS
CLAIRE: oh hey, why aren't you hanging out with your usual friends
You: I have crippling Brian syndrome
You: I have crippling Brian syndrome
by Chandler Bing's forehead April 19, 2017

Cutest guy, he's soooo funny & caring. Irresistible dark eyes, smooth dark hair. Hes a great kisser & knows the right way to treat a girl.
1: you're dating Brian Mckeon?
2: yup!
1: you're so lucky he's hysterical.
2: & a great kisser too, I love grabbing his hair.
2: yup!
1: you're so lucky he's hysterical.
2: & a great kisser too, I love grabbing his hair.
by Immafreespirit October 6, 2012

He looks like a goat. Has an extremely annoying voice but if he doesn't sing for The Summer Set, The Summer Set won't sound like The Summer Set.
Dating Chelsea Kane.
Dating Chelsea Kane.
by ding dong dantes' lollipop June 18, 2011

Joe Biden lied that S.B.202 is Jim Crow 2.0. the reality is that Brian Kemp's voting bill makes it easier to vote and harder to cheat.
by Eushshtb April 17, 2021

The act of pooping your pants at a party then finishing the turd off in the toilet then wiping. After which you clog the toilet and unclog with your bare hands.
by Sir Braxwell of Booshire April 5, 2020
