Boards

LMAO THEY'RE CANCELLEDDDD
Idk If I'm supposed to be happy or sad.
It's 2021
And I was studying for Boards in April, it's still April ik
And it's Ramadan alright
So I was kinda struggling okay?
Then this news comes up "CBSE cancels Board exams for grade 10"
LIKE BRUH WHAT YASSS THIS RAMADAN IS MUCH COOLER
I mean if it wasn't cancelled then I would've studied while fasting
And it's not just about fasting right so
Anddd it's cancelled and they said they'll promote us on the basis of our internal assessment marks💀
Well, I hope they just enter my Pre-boards marks because I'm confident in that
Even though I only got my English paper
Reminds me to check my g-mail
CYA!
The gif I think is supposed to praise itself while there's a fire going on? idk

me: yo, Boards are cancelled
person: are they?
me: yes
person: *ok*
me: not for you

by woahyou'recool April 17, 2021

Juicing the boards

Working every angle; pumping away at a task

"We'll be juicing the boards at 7AM to get a vaccination appointment for you!"

by Evolvoed March 14, 2021

Broke Boarding

When you can’t afford a ride so you board the back of the bus without the driver seeing you.

Nicholas really went broke boarding. Finna sneek level 100 on that mans.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

Smart Board

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!

School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?

by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021

Ouija Boarding

V. Derived from ghosting; refusing to communicate with someone until they contact you first.

"I wanted to see who actually cared about talking to me so I started Ouija Boarding everyone I know."

by Kikipowow November 13, 2025

board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 28, 2017