Beer Baptism

After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.

Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."

Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."

by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017

teddy beer

A beer kept on the bedside table for drinking while falling asleep/lounging in bed. Can really be nice after a tough day at work, or when you're sick/hungover.

Oh, fuck! I'm so hungover right now. How'd this beer wind up next to me? OOOOHHHHH, TEDDY BEER!

by TallJester August 1, 2016

beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.

You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.

by J. Smooth March 28, 2008

beer bulimia

Disorder where the alcohol consumer always throws up after a night of partying; not once in a while, but every time.

Damn it! I can't drink without throwing up. I think I have beer bulimia. Oh well, I guess I won't have a beer gut then.

by hellokitty117 January 20, 2008

daddy beers

Drinking beers with another dad untill some young lady calls us daddy.

Daddy beers Laws
1. No Valatie
2. No cocaine
3. No fat chicks

More laws to follow

We are going out for daddy beers… I’m telling you right now I’m only going out for a couple

by Daddy123456689 April 22, 2023

Beer Lesbians

When beer/alcohol makes two people laugh and giggle together like little school girls, excluding everyone else from their new found drunken friendship.

Hey Nate, quit being beer lesbians with Mike. I'm getting bored over here!

by MasterJayman "JUSTIN" November 23, 2010

beer review

Peer review is the process of subjecting an author's scholarly work, research, or ideas to the scrutiny of others who are experts in the same field. In reality it is more often the beer review taking place: When you know the editor of the scientific journal on a personal basis, you just drink a beer with her/him to get your article published.

I prefer beer review to peer review... drink a beer with the editor...

by arentweallbrian March 31, 2010