slut yourself into a corner

Hitting on multiple people in the hopes that one will pan out, but getting awkwardly trapped in the middle of shenanigans.

Similar to burning a candle on both ends, when you get close to the center and things have a lot of potential to go wrong, you have to choose which end to blow

I was hitting on these two third-year law students all night, so when the bar was closing and I realized they were friends, I thought "Shit, you just slut yourself into a corner and might go home alone."

by HStCorridor April 29, 2010

Put yourself about

Make Yourself useful, when someone is trying too hard, or not trying hard enough - they should be instructed to put yourself about.

'mate are you still talking to that girl? #putyourselfabout'

or

'mate you still haven't spoken to that girl? put yourself about!"

by heroart April 17, 2012

shoot yourself in the foot

An action of cowardice. Based on war times, one would shoot themselves in the foot in order to get out of fighting and be sent back home. Commonly regarded as dishonourable.

I asked my brother "Are you going to shoot yourself in the foot?". He did. He is now regarded as an outcast by all of his colleagues

by lenny99999 September 25, 2011

you played yourself

dk khaled

"congratulations you played yourself"

by gambitcornbitbae October 11, 2016

Go fuck yourself

An incomprehensible amount of anything, used as a measurement rather than a statement.

EXAMPLE A "Dude, why are you so jittery?" "I drank a go fuck yourself amount of coffee at work!!!" "So, like how much? Gimme a number." "I lost count after 30!"

EXAMPLE B "Ugh I just drank a litre of gin." "Go fuck yourself!"

EXAMPLE C "How are you feeling today?" "GO FUCK YOURSELF! Yeah that pretty much sums it up..."

by thatfunkymotherfunker November 1, 2010

big up yourself

Inflate your own ego by lying

"Why do you have to big up yourself about your position at McD's?"

by Terra October 17, 2003

Couples skating by yourself

To leave one's partner at a social event, usually due to excessive bitchyness. Derived from loners that would cirle the skating rink floor by themselves during a "couples skate"

I was at the party with my girl, she started giving me shit. I told her "if you don't shut up, you will be couples skating by yourself"

by GPhunk December 29, 2007