Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018
Get the Door bagelmug. the act of putting a bagel on a rectum and jumping on a schlong.
imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.
imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.
by dabskii August 24, 2025
Get the bagel tossingmug. When one bagel has more cream cheese/butter than the other, so you have to smush them together to evenly distribute the spread.
by Señor Glumbo February 12, 2025
Get the Bagel Hugmug. 
The act of defecating into two plastic cups, taping them together, and mailing it to someone as a joke, the bagel boy is traditionally crafted with two red plastic cups that can found at local retailers such as Walmart, price chopper, ect. It is intentionally inscribed with black sharpie. displaying misleading promises of wealth, or grandeur encouraging the recipient to incise the mysterious artifact only for them to find that they have received the sarcophagus of a fat juicy log that awaits to be awakened from it's eternal slumber. It fills the nostrils of it's victim with a devastating, and fowl stench that will cause grievous, and potentially fatal harm.
Officer 1: The victim doesn't appear to have received any physical trauma, and medical records show that they were in good health.
Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
Officer 1: Wait, did you say two plastic cups, and some tape? My God, the bagel boy... it's real!
Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
Officer 1: BAGEL BOY!!!
Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
Officer 1: Wait, did you say two plastic cups, and some tape? My God, the bagel boy... it's real!
Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
Officer 1: BAGEL BOY!!!
by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023
Get the Bagel Boymug. Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011
Get the Suede Bagelmug. by Bagelterms December 3, 2020
Get the Bagelismmug.