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she put her bagels on me

Grace, she put her bagels on me
by _Calm_ May 28, 2021
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bagel

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.

Goes well with avocado.

healthy donut
damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls
by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022
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trash bagel

1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.

2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022
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Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
I need to start toasting the bagel bro.
by Dorkuss November 30, 2017
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Bagel rat

A person who tends to ejaculate in a bagel and let’s the rats finish giving the powers beyond earth.
I have a friend that is Called bagel rat.
by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022
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Bagel

When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.
"I pulled a chick last night Tom"

"I saw man! What was it like?"

"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
by Gomery May 25, 2015
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Jewish kike bagel

When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot
Damn Jewish kike bagel got me again with a headshot.
by Lmpease March 14, 2025
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