August 1

This day gays are born but they’ve hot&cute AF probably gonna be famous and rich

Ohhh girl its august 1st are you famous yet

by bhadbadh November 10, 2019

august 23rd

National Sensual Blowjob day.

August 23rd is National Sensual Blowjob day: a day in which all men shall recieve pleasure from their partner by oral favors.

by TheManWithTheDamnPlan August 23, 2018

august 17th

the day you fuck the fucking shit out of your girlfriends asshole

man: wanna try anal

girlfriend: whats today?
man: august 17th

girlfriend: fuck yes

by suck my pene January 17, 2019

august 5

National barb day

Its August 5. Can you believe it's national barb day?

by pee pee poo poo number 2 April 14, 2019

August 14

national stupid bitch day
this holiday is celebrated for individuals who are:
tall
dye their hair constantly
cry daily
always on ft

“Hey when’s stupid bitch day?”
“It’s August 14th!”

by naerag December 09, 2020

August 19

National Shrek is Superior and I am a simp for him day is August 19 (aka my birthday)

Guy 1: Bro do you know what today s?
Guy 2: No. What is today?
Guy 1: August 19 aka National Shrek is superior and I am a simp for him day.
Guy 2: I love Shrek!
Guy 1: You’re such a simp.

by GoatWithGoatee October 28, 2020

August 8th

August 8th is national go out clubbing day

Let’s go clubbing on August 8th

by I_am_1_fan_broski December 01, 2019