jap attack

When a bunch of Japs (Jewish American Princesses) start bitching and complaining.

JAP 1: Oh my god its so hot here.
JAP 2: Im hungry
JAP 3: I lost my Evian water bottle
All three: I wanna go home
Shappy: Oh shit... hide! We have a jap attack on our hands!

by Shappy November 30, 2006

Bruh Attack

When you have too many bruh moments at once, you can have a bruh attack. On a scale of 1-10 on the cringe scale, a bruh moment is a 6 while a bruh attack relates to an 8-10.

Guy 1:*has a coughing fit* BRUH

Guy 2: dude what’s wrong?

Guy 1: I’m having a bruh attack, please get me water! this buzzfeed quiz is assuming my gender because I preferred a chocolate milk instead of a strawberry milk

Guy 2: dude that frickin sucks

by joseph_stalin October 27, 2019

Heart Attacked

To be quietly and surreptitiously disposed of by means of high tech type poison or forced physiological shock which mimics or causes a heart attack or other type of natural cause for death.

After whistleblowing on the oil company's global price fixing scam, Julian Assange suddenly died, many believed that he was heart attacked.

by tamale214 December 6, 2010

piss attack

A sudden and unstoppable need to piss. Usually due to booze.

Jimmy was so trashed, that when walking home from the bar he started pissing himself, yelled “piss attack”, whipped out his dick and pissed in the direction he was facing.

by Jimzy September 23, 2017

kramer attack

1.to have a dirty bum(not exactly homeless) suddenly show up out of no where, annoy you and your friends, steal cigarette butts from the ashtray, and drink from used beer cans. Also to mooch everything they can ranging from food to weed to toilet paper and then ramble for hours on end talking about nothing but primarily a mixture of gibberish, pothead " ideas", stories that probably never happend especially about awesome or terrible experiences.

2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave

dave: hey man, pass me a beer!

randy: sure here ya go man.

matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!

dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!

by andy wirf November 22, 2009

Yak Attack

an aggressive form of fishing from a kayak resulting in a take no prisoners attitude.

David is normally a calm and mild mannered person during the day but once he takes his kayak out for a fishing trip, he transforms himself into a fish killer by going into "Yak Attack" mode.

by KayakDave December 26, 2011

Ejac Attack

Self-explanatory.

Jake often had ejac attacks as a result of extended homosexual thoughts.

by ArchaicScholar January 7, 2012