sonic attack

A very quick masturbation

I just busted a sonic attack

by Barbaros bloody December 23, 2019

molly attack

an outburst that is characterised by mild suicidal tendencies, jokes that probably shouldn’t be allowed to be jokes, non-stop tweeting and overly concerned, yet patronising, teachers.

Person: is Molly okay?

“Oh it’s fine, she’s just having a Molly Attack”

by urlocalmia April 22, 2020

Lac-attack

Because there's no name for when you get a reaction from being lactose-intolerant.

Friend 1: "Aren't you gonna get a lac-attack?"
Friend 2: *continues to eat ice cream* "I shall choose to suffer the consequences of my actions."

by ryuddaeng May 12, 2020

Nostalgia attack

A name for your reaction to something extremely nostalgic, such as crying etc

The song gave me a nostalgia attack.

by Cookies619 January 29, 2021

Blart Attack

A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.

Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)

by jakorcuppa June 23, 2021

Attack on titan futon cult

The best cult ever! Very peaceful, besties and swag. Only hot people join the futon cult

“Hey you know the attack on titan futon cult?”
“The largest, peacefulness, load of hot people?!”
“Yea!!”

by uuund3r_pr3ssure July 11, 2021

Pip Attack

When you're horny and don't have a pillow instead a Pipstar body pillow. So you hump it cum on it and slap your dick on the face of the Pipstar body pillow. So much cum the smell is unbearable, your mom thought you have 14 dead fish living in your armpits and you have to take a shower immediately. After that flip it over and sleep on the crotch of the Pipstar body pillow.

Pip Attack oh yes pls

by quartz89 February 9, 2022