no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down

Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

National ask your crush out

September 14

Boy : Wana go out with me

Her: why me:becouse is national ask your crush out
Her :no

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

Who asked

The best comeback that will lead to people trying to find me

Lao:I have the biggest penis

Me:who asked?

by Thehexx560 November 21, 2021

Asking a dumb

When you're about to ask a question, then realize that it would be better not to.

I was going to ask her what her kinks were, but then I realized I'd be asking a dumb.

by ledlebrgr September 6, 2018

Did I ask

When someone says basically anything to you, you reply “Did I ask?”

“Yo I got a new car “
“Did I ask”

“I got a 100 on my test”
“Did I ask?”

by Crockss March 8, 2022

National ask your crush out day

On November 11th it’s National ask your crush out day

National ask your crush out day is today! Will you go out with me?

by 8907 November 10, 2020

Ask a boy out day

Come on girls don't be a bich it is so simple just ask a boy

Ask a boy out day defined ask a girl out day

by Jkrowlyng November 20, 2020