Did I ask?

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

fair ask

A reasonable request, often one which is unreasonable to refuse.

After they broke up, she asked him to delete the risqué photos she'd sent him, which I think is a fair ask.

by anon banana March 12, 2019

did i asked

when a people says something then someone replys with "did i asked" or "did i ask"...

Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker

by Makayu February 7, 2022

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Who asked

This is beyond our human knowledge. There is a place in the Quantum Realm But never discovered. E pi to the 2nd power will still not solve the problem of who asked. Contact me If you know who asked. [e-mail]. But beware if you find who it might be dangerous.

I Found doctor and there was not a cell of where I asked Who asked

by sonicthehedgehog843 October 12, 2022

national ask Duia out Day

on may 16th is ask Duia out Day.
So if you know a Duia ask her on the 16th may out.

You: hey duia!
Duia: hey you.
You. I wanna ask you out today cuz it's national ask Duia out Day!!
Duia: yeah sure:))

by afuckingpussy October 28, 2020

National ask your crush out

September 15

National ask your crush out day is today

Okay then tell her

by Jedudod September 14, 2021