American basketball player for the NBA's New York Knicks. Born May 29, 1984 in Brooklyn, NY. Widely considered by anyone who isn't a complete retard to be the most overrated athlete in the history of ANY sport. Ever. Fool's gold. Plays defense like France did in WW2. Scores 25ppg, yet is directly responsible for other team scoring 50ppg. Only player in league history who can lead league in scoring yet make his team significantly worse. Is to NBA as Donald Trump is to the business world. Lazy, slovenly, self-serving; the perfect Knick. Would need to average 20 assists per game and give entire salary to homeless for next 10 years to be elevated to the status of merely selfish.
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Get the Anthony mug.Anthony is an annoying bitch ass motherfucker, he's a dumb ass and he will ruin your day with just one sentence. Many people have made the mistake of talking to him. DON'T talk to him you will sure regret it. You are EXTREMELY unlucky if you become his significant other. Just run while you have the chance. He is very rude and very very jealous. He will never admit that he is handsome because... HE ISN'T. He is not worth it and will lash out at anything. His looks match his personality and you know what they are??? TRASH. He is extremely stubborn and there are so many flaws that you could go on and on about him and his bad features. FOR YEARS. Now... run while you still can and never look back. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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