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Asshole Angels

A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.

Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
by Unkie Al December 3, 2007
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angle angel

A girl that looks attractive in photos due to the angle the photo is taken at, but is ugly in person.
I met her on Instagram then in person, she's definitely an angle angel.
by Intent September 29, 2015
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Knicker Angle

The angle of inclination required to view a girls knickers when she is wearing a skirt relative to a reference plane of the skirts hem.

A positive knicker angle requires your eye line to be above the hem of the skirt,
With a 0° knicker angle you can see knicker if your eye is level with the hem,
While a negative knicker angle requires you to be lower than the skirt and look up to observe knicker gusset.
Look at that tart at the bar, she's such a fuckin' slapper. I swear that microskirt she is wearing has positive knicker angle!
by Gusset Jeff August 26, 2009
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left angle

Typical Knot

Not par for the course

Scenic Route

Unusual

Different
Person 1 "Hey make sure you capture the shot from the right angle."

Person 2 " Psh, everyone chooses the right angle; I'm going to shoot it from the left angle."
by Left Angle August 8, 2016
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los angeles handshake

fancy handjob slang for those tryna flex in high school but ain't tryna get dress coded
I saw some dude with a los Angeles handshake sweatshirt and I had to define this shit for myself
by Laroonmochyointerinet May 7, 2018
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crafted by angels

an arse that is so sublimely perfect
her ass was crafted by angels man!
by louster? December 10, 2009
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Los Angeles Clippers

An amazing team run by the brilliance of veteran point guard RICK BRUNSON, rookie PG Shaun livingston, and featuring an array of talented players. WILL MAKE THE NBA PLAYOFFS IN 2006!
They have great talent!
by Mac Fairbairn June 14, 2005
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