The Tim Hightower

When you put a stool directly in front of the toilet then proceed to hover your ass over the toilet and drop heat.

"I brought the stool in their bathroom and pulled a Tim Hightower."
or
"I went 4 for 4 on the Tim Hightower"

by S.E.McD. February 17, 2009

tim monday

to be annoyed in many ways when you talk

today i accidently pulled a tim monday

by john doe February 11, 2005

tim precious

Cross dressing one trick pony, bendy and fleshy helmet

Tim Precious

by Arthur Norris January 8, 2004

Tim

Synonym for AssholeDickPussy

What a fucking Tim...

by Datpepethefrogmeme December 12, 2016

Tim

Tim means you have a little dick.

Hey Bob. I wish my boyfriend did not have a tiny Tim.

by pushpop96 December 21, 2016

tim

someone who is more in love with their biceps than anything else in the world. They thinks they are players but tims are in fact the opposite. Hide from tims. Lock your doors. Once you've been touched by a tim you'll never be the same again.

girl 1: who's that?

girl 2: ewww he's such a tim, get him away from me

by gossip girl xo June 16, 2012

Tim

Guy who thinks he is so good at NBA 2K but in reality, he is just a scrub. Often picks the thunder claiming they are his favorite team.

Uses Durant on every play possible. Plays with the thunder because he doesn't have a chance with any other team. Foolishly thinks he is the best.

Tim : Darin you trying to play me in 2K?

Darin: The last 5 times we played I skunked you. You feel Like losing again?

Tim: Imma get Durant and I'm gonna win this time.

(*Thomas gets Skunked in first quarter)

Darin: Now that's 6 times.

Tim: Maaaaaannnnnn! You got lucky again homeboy!

(*Cycle continues)

by Agentzero2400 September 28, 2011