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April 19th

National tripping day. Humans are known to turn into gods for a period of up to 12 hours on this day. Started in 1943 with Alfred Hofmann's incredible experience, April 19th is usually partaken by people who *don't* just use drugs to get high.
Voyager: Dude we're dropping sunshine tonight!

Skeptic: Uhh... why? I've already bought half an ounce of weed for tomorrow.

Voyager: Forget about that, it's April 19th, bicycle day!
by dr.leary January 27, 2010
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April 8

Bro it’s April 8 that’s national suck dick day did you get sucked off yet
by Baggyfuzzjew April 8, 2019
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april 26

National sex day taken or not you have to have sex with the most important person in your life besides family
by Balefelavriwhs May 30, 2018
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April 2nd

The day ultimate midgets rise! Midgets born on April 2nd are special. April 2nd is national midget day so if you know a midget (female are better) you must worship them and bow at your feet.
Midget:BOW BEFORE MY KNEES
Person:Why?
Midget:Because its April 2nd
Person:ALL HAIL MIGHTY MIDGET!
by MIDGET PERSON October 23, 2019
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April 9

National dark humor day the person born in this day is most likely to take after ther father more than the mother and is very funny with dark humor
Yo it's April 9 let's make dark humored jokes
by Billy Bob Joe Mcgee November 3, 2019
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April 16

April 16 is a day of april, dont think about it too much
Human1- yo what day is it?

Human2- its april 16
by Heyitzyuhboijigglz May 26, 2018
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April 23rd

This is the day when Larry leaps from his bed craving penis, he will bite and yell to do anything he can to eat your junk. Watch out.
Aw fuck, we can’t have sex in the tire it’s APRIL 23RD, The Larry will eat your 2 inch poker Jim
by Denis the Menice October 16, 2019
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