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alexander

twink. short, thin, only wearing hoodies, has had atleast 1 or more of these following "phases":
hamilton, my little pony, fnaf, creepypasta, heathers, or creepy gay art kid
has too many memes for too many situations, you should worry about if any of them have actually happened to him.
mommy issues.

always only drawing. no school work.
person 1 : have you seen alexander's drawings?
person 2 : yeah, they're really good for his age!
person 1 : i wanna watch how he's done it!!
by garden carpet March 22, 2022
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alexander

alexander over there is gorgeous
by ilovealexandereek January 24, 2022
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alexander

alexander is fit
by ilovealexandereek January 24, 2022
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Alexander

A huge nerd who girls find “weirdly attractive
That one kid who everyone thinks is gay
Oh there’s Alexander, he gets no bitches
“Idk, I’d hit if I could though
by Liquidsmooth February 4, 2022
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Alexander NY

A shitty small town in upstate NY known for nothing but having 1 gas station and a bunch of drug using shitty people. not much to it other than the school who spent 50k on a sign and can’t afford lunches.
wanna go to Alexander NY?”. “no.”
by John seize October 9, 2021
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Alexander Technique

The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.
Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021
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Alexander

Alexander is a good child, he is a good boyfriend and is loving and kind. he has brothers and loves to play games with freinds, alexander had many freinds i mean 2-3 main ones. Alecander is eva mental threipst but after he then need some help afterward but he will not get that help... EVER
Girl 1: hey look that boy looks like good boyfriend material
girls 2: I know it must be an alexander
Girl 1: he must be
by eva_cool October 20, 2021
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