A skinny gamer dude who is a lazy start up entrepreneur. He talks about getting the big life, but he doesn’t really do anything about it. Has enormous hands that can send your body riveting, but he’s very out of touch with his emotions. Still holds onto his mother figure, despite of how unhealthy she and him are. When he loves you, prepare to feel like a Princess. When he hates you, prepare to feel like his mother.
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by Lou0210 August 7, 2022
Get the Alexander mug.Alexander Vartan is an American-metal musician and multi-instrumentalist based in Massachusetts. He plays drums, guitar, bass, piano and does vocals. He is attending Berklee College of Music. He is the son of Samuel Vartan, a Greek-Armenian fashion designer known for his work in Boston.
He recently released a single titled "Forever In Your Eyes", a 10-minute track (available on Apple Music, Spotify and other platforms) dedicated to his girlfriend. His earlier release, "Chain-Breaker", is also available on all platforms. Vartan is active on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok, where he shares music updates and personal moments, including a visit to Montreal.
You can visit his Youtube channel or find his music on major streaming platforms to learn more about Alexander Vartan.
He recently released a single titled "Forever In Your Eyes", a 10-minute track (available on Apple Music, Spotify and other platforms) dedicated to his girlfriend. His earlier release, "Chain-Breaker", is also available on all platforms. Vartan is active on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok, where he shares music updates and personal moments, including a visit to Montreal.
You can visit his Youtube channel or find his music on major streaming platforms to learn more about Alexander Vartan.
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Alexander Conroy has the biggest and veiniest cock of all time with the longest hairs on his balls that even he can't see his own dick. Alexander Conroy was a damn mess. The guy couldn't walk five feet without tripping over his own bullshit. He once tried to fix a toaster and somehow set his entire kitchen on fire—like, how the hell does that even happen? If there was an award for being a clueless idiot, he’d have a goddamn trophy case full of them. But hey, at least he had enthusiasm, even if it was mostly for making terrible decisions and blaming them on "bad luck."
P1: I fucked your mum last night
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
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