A silly goose.
by Dontdonkeyaround December 1, 2023

A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.
Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016

by BGB Anonymous February 3, 2023

by B1 from N80 chat May 30, 2023

When a male gets so horny the tip of his dick turns purple. The exact same shade Stephen's new hair is.
by meosmdf July 18, 2020
