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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
by JJJSage November 11, 2020
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junk jungle

The pubic hair on and around the genitals, specifically the penis.
You can identify a junk jungle by its thick density.
Junk jungles are generally found on men with poor hygiene standards who refuse to keep themselves clean.
Guy 1 : " I gotta shave this junk jungle soon, it's really itchy!".
by KarlFarts May 20, 2020
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Junk Stuffers

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse
by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020
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jankity junk

When ship's busted all to hell.
Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.
by Trelios May 29, 2020
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Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.
Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@
by Trelios May 29, 2020
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Junk (bet)

Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.
That fuckin’ Murphquake, he intentionally hits it into the bunkers just to get Junk (bet)!
by Just another clown June 20, 2020
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Billy Bob Junk

Someone who lives in a trailer and supports Donald Trump
Who's that Billy Bob Junk over there? Looks like he could use a pickup on his hygiene.
by EazyE$teezy September 14, 2020
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