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Person 69420

How can you even get a conversation this far?..
Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”
by YourLocalEnemy August 12, 2022
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Person 16

Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?

Person 2 through 15: Who?
by TAKINGSHEIT September 6, 2022
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Finnish Person

Someone who can swim in -30°C waters for an indefinite amount of time without dying to hypothermia.
"How long has that guy been swimming in that lake over there?"
"About 2 weeks, I heard that he's a Finnish Person."
by Ternine May 6, 2022
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Person 17

a person that not only doesn't exist but will never exist. ever.
person 1: hello
person 2: greetings
person 3: hi
person 4: howdy
person 5: welcome
person 6: bonjour
person 7: buenas noches
person 8: buenos dias
person 9: good day
person 10: good morning
person 11: hey
person 12: hi-ya
person 13: how are you
person 14: how goes it
person 15: howdy-do
person 16: shalom
person 17: ẅ̶̡͔͍͔̫͇͈̬̳͎͕̠͕̦̩͍͖̦̻̳̳̰͉́̓̔̈͜h̴̢̢̢̨̡̧̗͕͓̮̦͕̘̩͔͔̤̟̠̼̲̯͔͔̹̲̰̝̗̭͙̭̖̱̖͖̬̐͑́͋͗́̌͊͛͗̌̃̎̔̚͜͝ͅͅa ̨̡̢̮̠͇͈̰̠̖̝̙̙͍͇̹̥͈͇͖̤͙̤̹̩̮͓̘͚̬͙̱̟̭̲̼̮̙͖͎̫̗͓̤̞͚̝͕̋̉̐̈́̀̒͗̓̀̒́͑͋͛̓̆̈́̍͑̒̅̍̈́́̎̇͜͝͝t ̧̨̨̧̢̧̡̡̫͚̜͔̞̳̥̫̻̤̜̖̫̳̳̝͉̭͎̞̩̰̤̤̻̮̝̮̞̣̣͛̔̆̋͒̓̓̽̉̒̍̓͌̇̌̅͌͆̍͌͑̂͋̾̕̕̕͝͠ͅ'̵̨̡̛̛̛̹̖̣̄̀̓͋͂̀̈́͌̐̈̈́̿͋͊̈́̅́̓̈́̊̅̌̈́͊̎͒̒́̽͛̕̕͘̕͝͝͝s ͉̘̮̗͊́̒̈̀͊̆̈́̑͗̈́͒͆̈́̂̏͑̈́́̌̅̒́̕̕͠ ̡̢̛̛͇̝̫̣̳̄͐̈̐̇̅̍̓̔̓͑̋͆̑̓̃̈́͛̍̒̀̀̈̅̊̽̈́́͐̂̍́̀̓̀͊͌̔́̚͘̕͘͘͝͠͝u ͕̾̔͌̅̈́̓̒͌̈̌̈́̕̚͝͝p ̛͉̠̟̻͙̻̦͚̲̹̩̺̬̻͈͇̰̤̫͖̭̳͎̬͍̱̫̱̥̩̬̜͇͉̳͎̻̟̘͆̎̀͐̈́̔͛͛̃̐̈́̄͑̉͘͘͘̕͝͝ͅ
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by sumthng October 4, 2022
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A good person

a good person likes ducks, doesn't poor, says "bone app the tits" often, is a true queen, and doesn't disrespect people's music taste (except for country music)
"my best friend loves ducks"
"are they a good person"
"duh. they like ducks!"
by coryn the good person October 5, 2022
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Suicidal Person

A perfect definition of myself.

A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.
Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.

Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.

Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.
by jUicy🥴✨️ May 14, 2022
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person 3

person 1- dude, did you hear about person 3?
person 2- who's person 3?
person 3- yo.
by carrotstew June 3, 2022
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