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foot aficionado

A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.
Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.

Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.
by P-Biddy March 17, 2019
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Snicker Foot

1. occurs when one steps in a large pile of poop and most of the log sticks to the bottom of the foot or shoe.

2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.
1. Thanks to the neighbors dog, I got the worst snicker foot when I was mowing their lawn.

2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Foot Cream

Semen that is kept in a jar to be rubbed on the feet at a later time.
What’s that smell”
It’s my new foot cream
by Yeet69deeznutz March 18, 2019
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The Elephant's Foot

When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl
"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"
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Foot Dab

Foot Dab also known as the Fab is where you dab with you foot. Lay down and then just use your foots to dab!!!!!
by Luke100 July 25, 2017
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Popcorn footing

When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.

Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.
Popcorn footing , my mom is going to popcorn foot me if she finds out I failed math class.
by The silly kid April 22, 2023
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foot dicking

The act of receiving a foot job while driving a motor vehicle.
Jen!!! Will you stop foot dicking me I’m trying to drive in the Keys!
by TheFixerofOne October 11, 2019
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