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Brooklyn Bottom

A lazy power bottom; a gay man who provides the momentum for homosexual intercourse but is too tired or lazy to finish the task at hand (or anus).
My bartender, Emily, tried to hook me up with a Brooklyn Bottom but I have standards.
by CountPezofFlorida September 7, 2015
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bottom eating

An act where you have a partner sit on your face while you try to eat crusted fecal matter from the anus
I tried bottom eating my girlfriend, i can't get the taste of crap out of my mouth.
by Spingeboll April 28, 2014
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Bottom Loader

A person whose pants seem "loaded" when their butt droops with age.
My best friend is turning 36 this year. She's a bottom loader.
by Renobbers September 17, 2017
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bottom aids

rancid aids of the arse, consists of dribbling jiblets and shit covered grapes
by scum of the community November 23, 2017
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seeing bottoms

cheering oneself up by going under the grandstands at a big event and looking up.
Seymour Butts, under the grandstand and feeling low, looked up and was seeing bottoms.
by MoJo Mojokowski August 13, 2005
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bottom turtle

In contrast to "turtles all the way down", an expression of the problem of infinite regress, the "bottom turtle" is the foundation upon which everything else is built.

An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.
To break the loop of infinite regress we need to establish the bottom turtle.
by turtle_zero September 25, 2020
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Apple bottom

Did you see the shitter on that critter not to mention I herd Morgan.Goodson got them big ol yeezies!!
Morgan Goodson got that Apple bottom ass for real. Makes me wanna give a lol broom broom from the back. Long dick style.
mugGet the Apple bottommug.

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