monsoon monday

Monsoon Monday is the celebration of the MGR villain Monsoon that takes place every Monday

WOOOOOO ITS FUCKING MONSOON MONDAY

by Dmzerz123 May 22, 2022

Mondays in Alchemy

The place to be when you're too old for Wezz and too young for Coppers.

No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.

Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?

Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"

by G20ification September 5, 2011

Margot Monday

Turning that Monday frown upside down by sharing pics and gifs of the goddess Margot Robbie on social media.

“Yo, did you see that Margot Monday tweet?? Daaamn son, she is hot!!”

by Starfire Lounge September 27, 2021

Miss school Monday

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!

Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday

by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

monday nights

when you and your friends get into a coool van and drive around and sit naked i n the van...

PURDIDDLE yeha i love monday nights

by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

Stroke it Monday

The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.

Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.

by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025