E-Jock

Virtual pro "jock" that behaves and acts like a high school or college level athlete with a cocky attitude. Usually goes around exclaiming "We're number one!" or "you all are noobs" etc within an online gaming environment, or mmos like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Compare with Jock

E-Jock: WE'RE NUMBER ONE an you are gay cause you aren't pro like us!

by Shadinaxx April 13, 2010

E-shank

The internet equivalent of being shanked.

I e-shanked Bob because he was being a jerk.

by eshankhank August 30, 2009

E-Thumping

The process of spending large quantities of time looking up and reading bible passages on the Internet.

Fran, I wish you would stop e-thumping and get back to work!

by Michelle Jenae September 3, 2009

e-fenestration

Accidentally alt-tabbing to an equally inappropriate window when your boss/parent suddenly appears.

Man, I had like...15 windows open on my PC at work today and only one of them was the report I was meant to be working on. Clicked from Facebook straight to YouTube when my boss appeared. Just a big-arse kitten playing a piano on my screen. Complete e-fenestration.

by Tommy G (Syd) November 5, 2009

e-pigeon

When someone takes so long to answer your email that you might as well send a homing pigeon.

I sent him an email hoping to get a reply quick but have been waiting for three days now. Is this some kind of e-pigeon?

by QuasiName April 8, 2011

E. Wheazy

A heartfelt request or plea to 'stop hatin' and 'start participatin,' particularly in an effort to defuse a tense situation. See also: 'Twinkle Twinkle.'

Come on, man. E. Wheazy! Come on, baby. Come on, I'm clownin', baby.

by jpsartrean April 12, 2011

E-Gonja

Elana. Sometimes confused with Gonja, which is a form of awesome marijuana.

I know a girl named E-Gonja. Sometimes her name is confused with "Gonja", which is a form of awesome marijuanna.

by chamas December 3, 2010