jonas

A gaslighter - steer clear of anyone named jonas

Jonas is a gaslighter

by wowiewowowow January 2, 2024

Jonas Brothers

I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.

The Jonas Brothers is going to be the cause of World War III.

by 7568ino December 25, 2023

jonas

A piece of debris, usually food particle, in ones mouth lodged around teeth that's noticeable by others

Find a mirror yo, you gotta Jonas

by PorterK May 4, 2020

Jona

Fun guy who doesn’t show off. You know he’s a Jona if he has a mega cock

Omg it’s Jona! What a great guy!

by It’s me the real123 November 22, 2021

Jona

A Jona is a loving, caring goddess, who always makes her friends laugh and feel good when she's around. A Jona has an angelic voice and an awesome and unique sense of fashion. We Stan her "fuck off"-mentality, but Jones is also a soft an precious little bean sipping for depressive skaterboys.
And whenever she is struggling with something herself there are four motherfuckers looking after her and supporting her whenever she needs help. With a Jona by your side, the world is a better place. Jonas always have a lot of success wherever she puts her mind onto and she must not forget to believe in herself. Slay Queen!
Lilli, Anne, Lilja and Marie love you! Period!!!

A Jona is always gorgeous.

by ulimenkelsbach69 November 12, 2020

Jonas

A little bitch

Man your a little bitch like Jonas

by Uwupogchampuwu April 25, 2025

Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.

"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"

by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023