grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.

Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."

by CatPope March 17, 2014

$12 juice

Freshly pressed juice a Twitter Engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. Although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer's well being.

A: Dude, I can't live in the Bay Area anymore.
B: I know, it's way too expensive here!
C: Yeah! I can't have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.

by BowTieFrenchFry March 1, 2017

Boot Juice

Moonshine, Homemade Alcohol. The term is used by old blues players like Alexander Mudcat Thomas in the 1950's and the 1960's .

" I need a drink hand me that Boot Juice"

by Wolftoob March 13, 2018

Coop juice

A very strong and sweet Alcoholic beverage. Mainly found in tea flavor.

Let me get some of that coop juice!!!!

by Duke K April 22, 2008

molest juice

For Molesters to get hyped and ready to invade bedrooms

Gonna drink Molest Juice and invade Ians house

by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016

Juiced Tool

A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.

Ideal insult for a real douche bag.

Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.

Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.

My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Juice Dispenser

The non-binary term for a person’ genitals, inspired by a trans woman and the Patrice Roberts song “splash”

If you don’t want to specify whether you’re talking about a penis or a vagina you can say juice dispenser.
They have an amazing juice dispenser
You want a taste of my sweet sweet juices?
Want to sample the juices?

by Transgrlfransman January 5, 2022