Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019

butt

a thing that poop comes out of

crap comes out the butt.

by red thing December 7, 2019

Polar Butt

When you sit on a metal piece of furniture , and your gluteus maximus get's cold.

"BRRR, I think I just got Polar Butt."
"Don't sit on that! You'll get Polar Butt!"

by The Real Z A N D December 9, 2019

butt crust

its when someone fart on your butt and it get crust in your butt crack. Or you don't wipe your self good

you have butt crust eeewww

by riyriy December 9, 2019

butt meat

meat from your butt

“Damn It smell like butt meat in here”

by yuhhhhhh:P December 11, 2019

Butt stuff

Typically when a male thumb goes into a hot bitches ass

Guy: Bro Hannah and I just did butt stuff!

Guy 2: Nigga wtf. u nasty ass. no one does that shit nigga

by uwishbish December 14, 2019

butt sap

After cumming in an asshole, the mixture of cum and fecal matter, which then slowly leaks out of the anus.

"Man, this chick had mad butt sap after I was finished with her the other night."

by VaginaWoolf December 23, 2019