Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Going He-man

The Act of dating younger women. Typically used when a high school senior dates a freshmen.

Hey bro I think i might be going He-man! I have a thing for dating freshmen and I'm a senior.

Its ok bro you're not 18 so its all good.

by Greaser96 September 20, 2014

going over niagara falls

Holding your pee to the point where it becomes painful so that you don't have to leave a position where someone you're on a date with has just made a move. Alternately, doing this during a new fling during "Netflix and Chill". But then the "going over" is pissing your pants.

Oh man the date was going great but then she started going over niagara falls and it was awkward.

by enriquewinchester December 25, 2015

to go fractals

To get really excited about something. Bursting with infinite joy. To bring everlasting life to something.

To go fractals. She went fractals when she saw the time machine. Tom went fractals when he saw himself on tv. You're gonna go fractals when you try this.

by midorijones June 14, 2017

Todays going to be a good day

Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.

*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-

by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022

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by Adujasty343 August 27, 2025