When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other
Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
by Kozeone June 01, 2019
An "Ascended One" is someone who has risen above 99% of mankind. His character, mental and physical strength, and knowledge differentiates him from the common rabble. He has contributed to mankind in the most positive way possible. An "ascended one" is greater in status than a Nobel Laureate. In order to become such a person, it is mandatory to have relinquished your conscious from fame, popularity, and superficial machinations. In short; read, workout, and build. Simple.
by Villmar September 26, 2022
by Broskironi March 14, 2024
Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack
by alexktheteenbootyfucker March 21, 2016
A meme that gets increasingly popular over the coarse of a month until the height of its popularity, when it suddenly dies when the month ends, rarely to be heard of or spoken again.
Person 1: *posts a big chungus meme*
Person 2: Dude that was a one-month meme. Its not funny anymore.
Person 2: Dude that was a one-month meme. Its not funny anymore.
by Retarded guy with no friends March 06, 2019
When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
A phrase commonly used by homeless Sri Lankan baboon men to show that they need to participate in the sexual art of foreplay to introduce the commencement into sexual intercourse.
by Pidgeon-Sloth August 10, 2022