Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.

Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.

by BenDober September 4, 2019

Baby Acorn

A baby acorn, code word for a man that has a small penis... being so small it resembles an acorn... probably also drives a jacked up truck.

Poor guy pulled out his penis and I was disappointed with that baby acorn.

by MateNoworrieslover September 6, 2019

baby back bitch

someone who finds fault or complains about nearly everything

Rae takes issue with everything, she's a real baby back bitch

by dedebeachkowski September 16, 2019

Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)

My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.

by J.Luis September 19, 2019

Shit Baby

A baby born from an asshole, shit babies are called shit babies not because of this, but because they are the shit.

Zach is a Shit Baby! He literally is the shit, man.

by Ispeakthetruth69420 September 20, 2019

Going Baby

A SONG Made By Da Baby The Main Part Of The Song Is Him Saying Im Going Baby On Baby Uh Ha That NI** A BI*CH HE Thank He A Gansta HE's Probaly still slanging 380 problay told you im lit!

Im Going Baby On Baby!

by CuntGayBitchDady September 22, 2019

Blood Baby

The feeling when you stand up on your period and all the blood rushes out of you, feeling like you just gave birth to a baby made of blood.

Dude, I just stood up after taking a nap and I had the biggest blood baby, it was ridiculous.

by GrogieSnople September 22, 2019