cunt it

verb: (Scotland) to fall over, landing on either your ass or your face, in a way that is embarrassing for whoever cunts it, but hilarious to those watching.

He’s gonnae step oot that car and properly cunt it. Guaranteed.

by ptolémaïque January 28, 2022

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Gronk cunt

Usually the type of person to crash your vx Holden commodore into a fence

Steven: mate that gronk cunt crashed my vx into a fence aye

Micheal: actual

Steven: yeah full on

by Full on aye June 27, 2020

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Caro Cunt

A person who plays the Caro Kann in chess and loses in less than 15 moves

Bro got checkmated in 13 moves while playing the Caro Kann. Such a Caro Cunt lol

by Beniu1305 May 11, 2023

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cake and cunting day

14th of April is cake and cunting day

Woman: What's a month after steak and blowjob day?

Man: cake and cunting day !!

by Basgujfazgb February 18, 2017

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cunt

a sexy person, a bad ass bitch that knows what they want and is just an overall bad ass

"girl its giving cunt"
"thank youu"

by pppppccczzz February 2, 2024

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Teacher's Cunt

The wide " V " formed in the crotchal region of slacks, specifically, those found on female educators. Not to be confused with its close relative, the camel toe.

OMG, did you see Ms. Chapman's teacher's cunt? She looked like Linda from Bob's Burgers.

by McNister Snicket April 7, 2019

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