Fuck Coffee

Morning sex - used as a replacement for coffee to help accelerate the waking process.

Crystal: *wakes up* urggggh, I'm so hungover...I need a double espresso

Paula: uh, we're out of coffee beans...

Crystal: damn gurl, I need to be fucntional in an hour! Shall we have some fuck coffee instead?

Paula: Sure, just keep your morning breath away from me.

by CrystalLaCroix September 4, 2010

fuck biscuits

A term relavant to that of hell. It is used to describe a state of unhappiness. It is mostly used as a simily to describe a form of discomfort.

Dude, its hot as fuck biscuits out here.

by phonermanon June 14, 2010

fatty fuck

1. When two obese people engage in sexual congress(MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE)

2. When one wants sexual intercourse with an obese man or woman.

Fred: Man i want a fatty fuck right now
James: Shut up i am already that 24/7

by Ranicedo June 28, 2006

Cunt-Fuck

Often used accidentally in place of "sweetheart" whilst communicating with ones wife....usually whilst also being distracting by something important (such as T.V.)

MOVE CUNT-FUCK, I can't see the fucking movie

by F!$h!e December 31, 2008

fuck boy

Someone who thinks they are the shit but they are really just a pussy. Often times they will have deuchey characteristics and act popular, when really everyone hates them.

John: "Hey do you see that kid over there with the undercut and Ray Bands?"
Charlie: "Are you talking about Dylan Modesit?"
John: "Yeah he said he could kick my ass, but when I went to fight him. He was telling me to calm down and shit."
Charlie: "What a fuck boy."

by hot4toddlers September 28, 2015

Knuckle fuck

When a guy's dick is soft so he squeezes the base and tries to fuck till its hard. While holding the base he hit's the other person repeatedly with his knuckles.

Well if it goes soft we have to take a break. I hate when a guy tries to knuckle fuck me. I end up with bruses.

by Wonder77 December 25, 2016

For Fuck’s Sake

Derivatives of: “For crying out loud” “For FUCKITY FUCK FUCK’s Sake” An expression of contempt, anger, annoyance or frustration at what someone is fucking up, when a person is acting like a fucktard, or at a WTFAAAACCCKKKK situation that is unfolding.

For Fuck’s Sake!!! Mitch McConnell has won the “Richard Cranium” of the century award for doing more in living memory to undermine the functioning of the US government.

by FashMaria November 15, 2019