Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

by Foofners October 30, 2013

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black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

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Sack Black

A big boi slang fo Jack Black

This can also be used as an insult if you turn it around

YOU DAYM BLACK SACK or Man, Sack Black be all up in here, jump to de wheely and scram

by Big dead scrodum hat June 21, 2021

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Tristan Black

Tristan black has the worst type of hair types and are usually sped ed they can't have bitches and have never seen a girl or there touch in 12 years ever since he left his moms womb

Tristan black is very unusual

by LOLSDW January 05, 2023

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black smile

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity. it is a crossover between 'are you serious?!' and 'ill end you'

he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.

by patcat November 05, 2019

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