A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.
Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.
Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019
Get the Butts diseasemug. butt juice is when the shit from the ass crack and the asshole mixes together with the sweat from the sweaty ass and the clumps from the toilet paper.
by juicy butt cheeks 913 March 13, 2021
Get the butt juicemug. In the morning, you are the first to get out of bed to go to the bathroom. When you return to the bedroom, you see the butt of the person you're sleeping with peaking out from the sheets. Their butt lures you to assume the big spoon position. You've been butt baited.
I got up to get ready for the day, walked back into the bedroom to get dressed when I saw my bed buddy's butt, which baited me back into bed. I've been butt baited!
by Randan69 May 29, 2021
Get the Butt Baitmug. 
by Merica1776 September 1, 2019
Get the baby bird butt chugmug. by Bbstation April 20, 2024
Get the butt of the baymug. When you have to go number 2, but can’t. In turn making your ass sweaty and stinky. Making you clench your butthole in an attempt to not leak.
by Vaggy8th April 20, 2025
Get the Duck Buttmug.