getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Don't get wild

Term used usually ,by men with the name elliot or wesley, to settle workers or forein immagrants down in the 20th centurey.

Hey now man, don't get wild.

by Brandon Balk January 9, 2009

Getting it wrong

When you are at a social event (party, wedding, dinner) and you get a lot drunker or higher than everyone else and it is very noticeable

*At a sit-down dinner*
John: Harry have you seen George he is absolutely shitfaced and we are only half an hour in
Harry: Yeah he is really getting it wrong

by Gymgoer137 April 10, 2024

Getting Ochoa’d

Getting Ochoa’d is when you get put up in the air by a bunch of people than they take your slides and socks, so you decide to spin back but it goes wrong and you get body slammed onto the ground and multiple people get their licks on you( while the hoes are watching), now you lose all of your aura infront of everyone, this is some shit you can’t comeback from

“Aye bro you moving mad weird, you will be Getting Ochoa’d

by Kanyeye February 6, 2025

To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.

Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.

by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023

getting right on my gudgie

when someone is getting on you nerves/annoying you.

Person 1: hahahaha
Person 2: Stop, you getting right on my gudgie!

by dunkbunk January 18, 2023