Fucking contest

Where different couples compete to see how long they can fuck and people bet money on the winner.

John and Kathy won a fucking contest.

by Deep blue 2012 September 22, 2009

Shit this fuck

1) variant of "fuck this shit"

2) to anally excrete male ejaculate after having had anal sex.

1) "This puzzle is too fucking hard! Shit this fuck!"

2) "My boyfriend was giving it to me up the ass, and I knew it was going to be painful to have to shit this fuck."

by teh_real_jay_rock January 27, 2010

understood fuck

the fuck that goes in the middle of words

much like the understood "k" in knife or knights

Student :this essay is ri"fucking"diculous.

Teacher: Now class, the "fucking" is the understood fuck in this sentence

by tasteslikegold June 15, 2009

kill fuck

a person that kills all fun/shits and giggles. boring not interesting person or annoying people.

"Don't talk to those kill fucks, they are boring as hell"

"watch out the kill fucks are coming"

by shits&giggles November 25, 2009

I will in Fuck

A phrase one would use if you were being sarcastic. "I will in fuck" meaning, there is no chance you will do something. This phrase originates from Dublin. Featured on "Sarah & Steve".

1. Catalina: Boys, D'ya's wanna do shots eh tequilla off eh me stomach?
Steve: I will in Fuck, ya red wreck!

by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

Niggly Fuck

A Black person high on crack or smack,

Im so niggly fucked g dog im on some fucked niggly yo what im sayin g dawg what what what what what im hard cos i say what heaps!

Ahh man im so niggly fucked all day solid g WHAT

by Rather_confused April 9, 2011

Fuck Text

The accidental blank and/or obscene texts sent while in the middle of some form of sexual activities

I was talking to my friend before my girlfriend came in the room and in the midst of intercourse i sent several blank texts. After the sex was over, I apologized gingerly for the fuck texts.

by EnzoC November 30, 2010