Mr.T-bag

You ruthlessly beat your opponent in the face and head until unconscious then t-bag them

Fuck with my I'll Mr.T-bag you in the nearest cemetery

by Jesus the ressurerection June 29, 2021

doodle bag

A word used to describe a special kind of idiot

My boyfriend can be a real doodle bag

by Jackthejoker June 29, 2021

Doggy Bag

To insert a dogs hairy nuts into the mouth of a person, usually while they are sleeping in an up and down fashion like a teabag.

Me and my dad got our dog Taco to Doggy Bag Johnny while he was sleeping.

by BonerForLife123 July 2, 2021

Dump the Bag!

Dump the bag! Going full send/full tilt with anything Recreational. Followed by shouting it in a Tourette’s fashion loudly.

Lay out some lines Johnny. “Dump the bag!!”

by BigJ-DTB July 6, 2021

Bag of chocolate

A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.

Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."

by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021

turkey bag gang

groups of strange people you see walking together near you

omg rachel look over at that turkey bag gang

by kynabug1307 July 8, 2021

Bag

Often referred to as an english female who is disassociated with other people's feelings/emotions. A being who's sole purpose is to instigate an uncomfortable atmosphere.
To look down upon, or negate anything remotely positive.
A Picasso of unbridled negativity.
A shit-talking Grandmaster.
A mental mind fuck.
An emotional abyss.
A steaming pile of unhinged verbal residue.
The 'toilet' of the XX chromosome society.

Man 1 - "Dude I just saw Marie in the supermarket, it stopped and started talking at me".
Man 2 - "That bitch couldn't have a meaningful conversation with a cockroach. She's such a fucking Bag".

Girl - "I can't stand that waste of air. Versace ain't got nothing on that Bag".

Man -"I can't believe she told Jenny I smoke chode. What an absolute Bag!"

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022