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Black Knight

Similar to a White Knight. Black Knights strive to uphold righteousness and a "do or die" mentality when it comes to social justice. They maintain a ridiculous set of standards, rules, and unrealistic expectations regarding how a community should be upheld/changed. They maintain a black-and-white view of the world, and leave little room for human error.

They are fond of over-blowing "problematic" issues, crying wolf when it comes to online drama (especially personal conversations), digging up dirt on people, and enforcing a strict "order" despite any chaos it might cause as a result. They will always do this for personal satisfaction, rather than for any social gratification, as even if people argue with them, they'll simply choose not to listen or to dissect arguments or the people arguing with them in similar fashion. Even if they are proven wrong, in the end, they will continue to believe in their own viewpoint.

Black Knights will also abuse their position in social justice and use common buzz words or phrases in order to paint whatever target they dislike in the worst light possible in order to try and de-popularize it/them within their community. If you are imperfect, then to them, you are worthy of death.

Black Knights can be found practicing Cringe Culture and Cancel Culture, and love spreading rumors and/or drama regarding popular people or subjects in order to find and exploit any and all flaws in a potential icon/idol, subject, or piece of media.
Black Knight dialogue;
"You shouldn't enjoy (FANDOM) because (XYZ...) and if you do then you're irredeemable scum and I hope you die :)"

"I'm writing this callout post for (internet friend) because they're ABUSIVE" ((they're not, this person is lying to make their friend look bad and using fake screenshots))

"I don't care what anyone says, I still think he's definitely abusive, the people defending him are all brainwashed idiots, and the guy who defended him is ALSO problematic, and the people defending him, and the people defending the people who defended the guy who defended him, and-"
by begliar September 30, 2020
mugGet the Black Knightmug.

Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs

Being gay /having no bitches /being a fat boy and having a slow ass truck
Look he’s being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs he has no bitches he’s gay he’s a fat boy and has a slow ass obs
by That N1gga November 3, 2022
mugGet the Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obsmug.

Black Holes

A Space Death Hole
With INF MASS
Jake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Drake: Wait Wat
A black hole is a phenomenon that occurs when a star 10-20 More massive than our sun reaches the end of its life
also, black holes can merge like planets
by The Preasdom January 15, 2021
mugGet the Black Holesmug.

blackness bench

Where the shi* goes down
Oft blackness Bench shi* always goes down there
by Crashglober November 24, 2021
mugGet the blackness benchmug.

Black Eskimo

An African American who specializes in slanging cocaine.
Who’s got the number for the black eskimo around here? I need that white girl ASAP!
by ItsWhoo July 16, 2018
mugGet the Black Eskimomug.

Black tar kratom

A crude semisynthetic mixture of 7-hydroxymitragynine and other uncharacterized byproducts commonly sold in tablet form at gas stations and headshops
I've been binging black tar kratom for a week and about ripped my asshole trying to take a shit I was so constipated
by I-hate-usernames December 31, 2024
mugGet the Black tar kratommug.

big black man12

A guy/girl that's me who joined our Kahoot while in afterschool his natural face is not known yet but we do you he/her is a menace
teacher: GUYS WHO IS BIG BLACK MAN12

me: IDK YO
by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023
mugGet the big black man12mug.

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