I was dying to hook up with this hot girl the other night, but she left the bar early so I had to bag the baglan instead. Tuffffff
by BDeee August 1, 2011

by Avalencia2 November 15, 2022

by The Man With The Rod May 18, 2021

The process of wrapping another man's sack around your dick with one ball on one side and one ball on the other and stroking until climax
by The Real Dwobbit May 26, 2018

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.
Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*
by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018

A person who's favorite entry in Super Smash Brothers is brawl and any characters they choose reflect that.
by masonlogx October 17, 2019

"I think I can bag a few points on the essay"
"How?"
"I'll make it so long they won't read it and just give me a good grade."
"How?"
"I'll make it so long they won't read it and just give me a good grade."
by HausLit August 12, 2024
