Pueblo West High School is filled to the brim with scum sucking cretins. Whether they're a DECA kid, (goblins and punks stuffed into business attire) or a jock who never really left middle school (I'm looking at you, C.R.) chances are slim you'll have any fond memories of the time you spent with them. If you're like me, and you hung around these miserable excuses for human beings for four years, you'll probably relish the time you spend in the bathroom because it is so delightfully fucking quiet.
That's not to say that everyone at the school is a depressingly useless parody of humanity. In fact, there is the occasional brilliant, interesting person populating the halls. An IQ over 90 makes you a mental giant around here, a vibrant beast among pale gray sacks of organic material that are far more interested in things like Jersey Shore and the rims on their truck than any sort of mentally stimulating pursuits. These semi-dormant lumps of decomposing flesh inevitably suffocate anything remotely unique by virtue of sheer weight.
But I guess it's not that bad. We've only had two known murderers attend this school in the last year. And only one of them shot someone's dad.
That's not to say that everyone at the school is a depressingly useless parody of humanity. In fact, there is the occasional brilliant, interesting person populating the halls. An IQ over 90 makes you a mental giant around here, a vibrant beast among pale gray sacks of organic material that are far more interested in things like Jersey Shore and the rims on their truck than any sort of mentally stimulating pursuits. These semi-dormant lumps of decomposing flesh inevitably suffocate anything remotely unique by virtue of sheer weight.
But I guess it's not that bad. We've only had two known murderers attend this school in the last year. And only one of them shot someone's dad.
Fuck man. That's horrible. I'm really sorry to hear that... Listen, if you need anything, and I mean ANYTHING, you just gimme a call, aight? Even if you just wanna talk. Fuck, man. Pueblo West High School. That fuckin' sucks. No one should have to go through that. Fuck.
by leavingsoon April 22, 2011
Get the Pueblo West High School mug.The high school for kids who live in Crown Point, Indiana, Winfield, Indiana, and the rest of Center Township, this school has a good mix of students. Not too ghetto like Merrillville High School not too slutty like Lake Central High School and not too redneck like Hanover Central High School or Lowell High School. The students are overall pretty smart and somewhat preppy. But, if you don't wear AE, Hollister & Express, or drive a new Mustang, you might not fit in. There are a lot of Euro douchebags that go here and the numbers are increasing every year. They can be found at Voltage Dance Club on weekends.
by iceuroic June 28, 2011
Get the Crown Point High School mug.Located in orland park, illinois, on 131st Street and La Grange Road. It is a large chool of 4000, about half of them arab or some sort of brown, and the other half haters. The white population of sandburg is supposedly 89% but thats becuz arabs put that they are white.The Arabs of sandburg are the worst, segregating themselves and sitting in tables by the vending machines and constantly yelling "Wakka!" or "Gucci!"Every white male in the school wants to murder all of them, In the Race Wars of 07, the whites constantly dominated over the blacks and the arabs with brute force. In truth, sandburgs kids are some of the most ignorant and self-centered chuckleheads this world has ever seen. The girls at sandburg suck both ways. they are complete sluts or crazy stuck up bitches. The freshmen class is notorious for banging seniors.the worst features of carl sandburg is the football team. They talk as if they have amounted to everything, but in reality,they suck dick. Not to mention they are so roided up that their nipples and chest have stretchmarks and their noses look like squidward.Another small fad taking part in sandburgs alumni is "gangs" which are hardly gangs. The Gangs that exist are the "Brew Crew", a bunch of football throwing, beer swigging, cockmunchers, "The Block Squad", a bunch of potheads, and, possibly the gayest, "The Guap Squad" which is the biggest group of socially retarded rejects that have no lives or goals.Overall, sandburg is a school of cliques
by RedmanChew August 1, 2012
Get the Carl Sandburg High School mug.This is one of the most depressing schools in Forsyth county. Establish during the 2021 COVID pandemic the people who run this school have know idea what they are doing. East is known for having the shittiest band program in the county and their football team is worse. The school is filled with a bunch of fake county boys and the the buses are at least an hour late due to the fact that all of the bus drivers have autism. You can find meth heads, pot heads, and whores giving head in the bathrooms. All the girls at this school think they are hot but in reality there is nothing for their shorts to ride up on because of the fact that the girls are built like iPhones
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by Michael_primato August 10, 2021
Get the East Forsyth High School mug.Montgomery Blair High School is a really big, way to overpopulated school in the heart of Silver Spring (MoCo) Maryland. With over 3500 students they passed capacity the year the new building opened in 2000. You've also got the magnet which means you have the smartest kids in the country there but youve also got the stupidest.
E: I go to Blair.
J: You go to Blair? Are you one of those really smart kids?
E: Umm no only 200 kids are in the magnet.
J: Oh, well i went to the cheerleading competition, Blair didn't do well but the place is a friggin AIRPORT!
E: Yeah our cheerleaders suck.
J: You go to Blair? Are you one of those really smart kids?
E: Umm no only 200 kids are in the magnet.
J: Oh, well i went to the cheerleading competition, Blair didn't do well but the place is a friggin AIRPORT!
E: Yeah our cheerleaders suck.
by ex-blaza May 13, 2005
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by daDebil January 15, 2004
Get the High Tech Red Neck mug.East Ridge High School is the new school built in Woodbury, MN, that houses all the rich kids of the already rich city of woodbury, deeming the others to be of the "ghetto". East Ridge is synonymous with "First World Problems", a place where a bunch of spoiled rich snobs complain about anything and everything. East Ridge is home of the raptors, although the logo more resembles a windswept chicken. East Ridge is infamous for treating its students as though they were either seven years old or in a prison. Any cheers bashing younger grades are banned, as well as any class rivalry. At first it seems strict but students soon realize that no one there gives a fuck about anything.
The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)
Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.
The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)
Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.
"God the parking lot gets so jammed after school and I get so nervous about my Hummer getting scratched..." East Ridge High School Problems.
by FirstGraduatingClassForever<3 December 15, 2011
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