Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 05, 2017

I think I’ve seen this one before

A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.

Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”

by party mom May 15, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

nippons [nipp-ons]

1. nippons- the state of obvious protuberance of the nipples, or when ones nipples are visibly hard, due to cold weather, friction, or possibly physical arousal.

2. nippons can be compared to a man's penis when erect, commonly called a 'hard on'

examples 1. wow, you must be cold, you have nippons nipp-ons

2. I can't wear this top, you can see my nippons nipp-ons

3. I get nippons nipp-ons when I rub against you

syn-nipples, breasts,

ant-bra, smooth, not visible

related-nipples, nippies, nippy, nipply

misspellings-nipponz, nipons

by invisivel July 18, 2011

National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut

Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!

by bannonutnovember November 08, 2019

That one dance

When you get on the ground, and hump the floor. Ykno, that one dance

Rio: do that one dance. Get on the floor, act like you humping, do that one dance. Bounce yo shoulders, throw some money up, do that one dance

by Perc Nowitzki May 29, 2021

One-Lip

A girl with a vagina that has a barbie doll lookin thing goin on with the vagina hole directly at the bottom. Clit is not visable from the outside; EWWWW!!!

Thats a nasty lil' One-Lip.!!

Her One-Lip pussy is hairy.!

by PseudoBitchInUrBed August 13, 2011