Werf Dog

A dog with Premature Ejaculation that is also a Vaginal Viking

"Look, there's a Werf Dog"

by Ophey January 16, 2009

Dog-Dilligence

When you stop your dog from doing something such as barking and they are just trying to do their Dog-Dilligence.

Don't stop the dog from doing his Dog-Dilligence.

by Officialtazer June 26, 2019

Dog

A dog is an evolved spieces of a wolf, that usually gets fucked by a girl. It's tiny penis somehow gets the wamen horny.

"Did you hear about that dog thing?"
"Yeah, she even swallowed"
"Gross, dude, it even had a smaller penis than me, but i got rejected"

"yeah..."

by milk_my_duck January 14, 2019

Philly Chili Dog

Place your erect penis between a hoagie roll. Have the woman shit over your dick filled hoagie. Top with menstrual sauce and serve to the woman. Your balls should smack her chin. Making the distinct mess you'd get from eating a stadium dog.

Tim Invited us over to try his famous Philly Chili Dog!

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Hot dog buns

The fat rolls caused by a too small bra.

That chick totally has some hot dog buns!

by gothbrat May 2, 2017

dog

Man's best friend

I have a dog that loves me so much.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 23, 2022

bad dog!

no such thing

bad dog! person screamed at the little beagle pup that shat all over the new carpet.

by imneverheather October 5, 2020