fuck me till Tuesday

An expression of disbelief.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.

Horny guy: "Hi, I was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

What a shame about me

Ok. This gets a little complicated and convoluted but we'll do our best. Here goes:. Person ' a ' who's a raging success asks person 'b' who's not doing so well how it's going. When b extols his/her pathos and bathos person 'a'replies:"what a shame about me"see the irony? The origins of this are from a steely dan song of the same title. From their 2001 comeback album. 2 against nature"

Mr big asole: "hey. Poses
How are your investments doing?"poses: not too well. I took a bath on genentech!"mr big asole:"huh. Well.what a shame about me!"

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

You Trip Me Up

Sometimes
I walk sideways
To avoid you
When I've annoyed you

Love's like
The mighty ocean
When it's frozen
That is your heart

What would I be
If I could free
I couldn't even walk
You trip me up

But you break me in two
And you throw me away
And you spit on my head

You trip me up

And you break me in two
And you throw me away
Knock me on my back
I'll send a heart attack

I'd like to trip you up
I'd like to trip you up
I'd like to trip you up
I'd like to trip you up

I'd like to trip
I'd like to trip
I'd like to trip you up
I'd like to trip you up

by Death Menace September 11, 2022

does iron man love me?

he loves you 3000

you: does iron man love me?
Tony Stark: yes. he loves you 3000

by a.barton July 31, 2019

i swear on me nans grave

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".

"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver

by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016

Turn around make me frown

When you're walking down the street and you see a woman with a nice booty walking in front of you. You are now infatuated until she turns around and you see that she in fact, looks like a horse.

*walking around at school
Guy 1: dude that girl is hot
Guy 2: wait for it
*girl turns around
Guy 1: DAMN SHE UGLY
Guy 2: that is a what I call a turn around make me frown.

by Slayer of ratchets December 7, 2012

Top Me Off, Scotty

A term used when you are drinking something like milk or apple juice with company, but you want to act like you're in a fancy bar lounge. So instead of asking for your buddy to fill your cup again you just say "Top me off, Scotty!"

bruh 1 : "Top me off, Scotty"
bruh 2 : "After 12 years of this friendship you still don't remember my name"

bruh 2 : *fills cup while crying*

by sonovabitch April 13, 2015