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One consistent variable

You don't know how many consistent variables there are and if I had video evidence of a consistent variable that wasn't me you would hack the product ordering system of my place of employment and then all of the people I spoke about online would get fired or transferred within a month.
Hym "You're presupposing that there's only one consistent variable. You can't possibly believe there are not externally imposed circumstances. 'BuT yOu CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT tHoSe BeCaUsE iT cOuLd ReQuIrE mE tO dO sOmEtHiNg I dOn'T wAnT tO' Fucking garbage."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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a Grandiose one

To call someone a Grandiose or a Grandiose N****r has nothing to do with the character being grandiose, nor is it a play on their ethnicity. It is simply an expression of exasparation at a friend's behaviour.
synonims include: Ass, the N word, Giggan***a
Bob ate the the last spaghet? Man he's such a Grandiose one
by Semicolonioscopy February 26, 2024
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One more fish

1. Means someone on9
2. Means something gets stuck
1. Peter is really one more fish. He deletes the whole production database
2. One more fish! The MTR delays again
by One more fish March 13, 2019
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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
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pulled one

by Holly Marie Pike July 3, 2010
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Dead Ones

1. People who are no longer relevant or will soon be irrelevant to the world 2. People who are going down a path seemingly brainwashed that will obviously lead to death
Sleepwalkers should not be woken up if avoidable but dead ones must be awoken by any means necessary
by Sinpara October 24, 2020
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