Dick In Me Face

interjection

1. an americanized version of the British colloquial shit the bed often used in place of more common interjections(Shit, Damn it, Fuck, etc.)

2. used to express frustration, anger, and the feelings generally associated to one making a mistake or something going wrong.

3. a term used when you get slapped in the face by a proverbial phallus(Dick)

{when walking to the bathroom early in the morning a person stubs their toe}

person:Dick in me Face!

{You been having a bad day and someone gives you some more bad news(the straw that breaks the camels back)}

Person 1: Dude, you car just got towed!
Person 2: Dick In Me Face!

by Crim385 January 1, 2009

hoe faced slut

loosely used to describe J'enae, who is in fact, a hoe faced slut.

"that bitch J'enae is a hoe faced slut"

by DianaLeigh January 31, 2008

honeyglaze donut face

this is how your face appears after giving oral to a woman

after munching on my girlfriend i went and looked in the mirror and had a honeyglaze donut face

by antous on topolots March 27, 2008

beating my face

A makeup term, used to say the tiring, repetitive and sometimes painful action of blending foundation or powder products with a beauty blender. Some women and men take this blending process very aggressively and have been known to cause bruises and damage to their face.

Girl: I’m ready for a night out, I just got done beating my face and now I’m ready to go.

by Sin lettuce December 3, 2017

Resting Bitch Face

A term used by women to excuse their awful personalities buy using the excuse of relaxed facial muscles.

'Have you seen her resting bitch face?'

'There's no such thing. She's just a bitch!'

I'm not bored, I've just got a resting bitch face.

by travisbickle86 May 29, 2018

fruit face

when a girl puts fruit upon her face, shes a fruit face

did you see when when jess put fruit on her face?
yah bro, shes a fruit face

by qcbro January 9, 2012

straight faced faggot

A guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he's not when he clearly is. Basically a way to describe metrosexual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. An all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!

Shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced faggot!

Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?

Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!

As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?

by niggawhat! May 2, 2010