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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2013
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Do a dan

To ask a male for a picture of a him/they in a pair of boxer shorts
Oh dont do a dan on us please
by KiKStreamer July 7, 2023
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do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls
person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
by pickle_eater12743 May 28, 2018
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Doing a Zegler/Zeg

The act of ruin everything in (a job or social relationships) by being outspoken about the job you are doing, attack people's sensitivities regarding commonly divisive topics. (Like politics, heritage, sexuality or religion) and also blaming third-party people for your own misfortune.
Doing a Zegler/Zeg
Was Selena Gomez doing a Zegler/Zeg when she spoke about illegal immigrants?

I have been so frustrated in my job that I've been thinking about doing the Zegler/Zeg!
I was expelled from school because my of my Zegler/Zeg last week, the school is misogynistic!
by CARTKEN April 3, 2025
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Yagel do fomperity

An indirect way of calling someone a moron
"Hey you guys know Dave? *scoffs* ugh, yagel do fomperity"
by Jipt December 13, 2019
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Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.
slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"
by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020
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